Saturday, December 19, 2009

A small collection of Teaparty jokes: "How many Tea Partiers does it take to change a lightbulb?"

I ran across these on the Facebook group, "The Teabusters- 1,000,000 Strong Against the Teaparty Movement" in comments by James Clarke.

Q: How many Teapartiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What, are you saying you want to euthanize the old one?

Q: How many Teapartiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You know who else changed light bulbs? The Nazis!

Q: How many Teapartiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None- changing the light bulb is government takeover of the Utility companies!

Q: How many Teapartiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to break the old one, and thousands to protest the expense of replacing it!

Q: How many Teapartiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they live in the complete darkness of their minds and have no use for light.
(this one is from belowtopsecret.com)

Q: How many Joe Liebermans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One- but it takes him awhile to decide whether or not its in his best interests.

Q: How many Sarah Palins does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but she quits halfway through!

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